Sort status codes, add 504, fix 300 and 404
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@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ HTTP status codes for nginx, but better.
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## Original post
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Collection of [@yassie_j@0w0.is](https://0w0.is/yassie_j)'s HTTP response status codes:
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Collection of HTTP status codes, from [@yassie_j@0w0.is](https://0w0.is/yassie_j) and a couple others:
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- 403 [You Shall Not Pass](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpeq9kdiVbKocpo0m)
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- 301 [Your Princess in in Another Castle](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpfAtcGtx1gr4oHVg)
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@ -31,10 +31,7 @@ Collection of [@yassie_j@0w0.is](https://0w0.is/yassie_j)'s HTTP response status
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- (300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)
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- 404 [You Made A Typo In The URL Didn't You](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpik5MrV9JpId4cTI)
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- 423 [Fine Then Keep Your Secrets](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpj18ZUqKTa9u78Pg)
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## Additions
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- 409 [i'm scared stop asking me q.q](https://meow.woem.cat/notes/9lgiyx2aahggxb4d)
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- 429 [i'm scared stop asking me q.q](https://meow.woem.cat/notes/9lgiyx2aahggxb4d)
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## nginx rule
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@ -2,8 +2,10 @@ import requests
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import os
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import json
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# Replace with a known-404 page for whatever you want. Doing this so the nginx version is accurate.
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url_404 = 'https://askiiart.net/sdlfjsadljfs'
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html_404 = str(requests.get(url_404).text)
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boykisser_url = 'https://askiiart.net/assets/boykisser.png'
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try:
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os.mkdir('pages')
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@ -15,8 +17,17 @@ with open('status-codes.json', 'r') as codes_file:
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for code in codes_dict:
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new_html = html_404.replace('404 Not Found', f'{code} {codes_dict[code]}')
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if code == "404":
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new_html = new_html.replace("<h1>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</h1>",
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f"<h1>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</h1><br><img src={boykisser_url} alt=\"boykisser\" width=\"350\"")
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elif code == "300":
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# 57% Yes
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# - 43% No
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# - (300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)
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new_html = new_html.replace(
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'<h1>300 Poll</h1>', '<h1>300 Poll</h1><br>57% Yes, 43% No<br>(300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)')
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with open(f'pages/{code}.html', 'w') as new_file:
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new_file.write(new_html)
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exit()
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exit()
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<html>
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<head><title>300 Poll</title></head>
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<body>
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<center><h1>300 Poll</h1></center>
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<center><h1>300 Poll</h1><br>57% Yes, 43% No<br>(300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)</center>
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<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
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</body>
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</html>
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<html>
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<head><title>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</title></head>
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<body>
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<center><h1>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</h1></center>
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<center><h1>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</h1><br><img src=https://askiiart.net/assets/boykisser.png alt="boykisser" width="350"</center>
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<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
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</body>
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</html>
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pages/504.html
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pages/504.html
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<html>
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<head><title>504 Gateway died on the way back from its home planet</title></head>
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<body>
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<center><h1>504 Gateway died on the way back from its home planet</h1></center>
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<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
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</body>
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</html>
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{
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"403": "You Shall Not Pass",
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"301": "Your Princess Is In Another Castle",
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"451": "Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?",
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"202": "You In My Heart",
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"204": "Head Empty No Thoughts",
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"300": "Poll",
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"301": "Your Princess Is In Another Castle",
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"401": "This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported",
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"402": "Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer",
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"403": "You Shall Not Pass",
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"404": "You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?",
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"406": "I Can't Believe You've Done This",
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"410": "Your Father",
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"413": "Me After a Night With Your Mother",
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"417": "Me After 20-something Years With My Mother",
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"502": "Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned",
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"508": "508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508",
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"418": "I'm a Teapot",
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"410": "Your Father",
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"406": "I Can't Believe You've Done This",
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"401": "This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported",
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"425": "Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women",
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"202": "You In My Heart",
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"300": "Poll",
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"404": "You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?",
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"423": "Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets",
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"429": "i'm scared stop asking me q.q"
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"425": "Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women",
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"429": "i'm scared stop asking me q.q",
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"451": "Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?",
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"502": "Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned",
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"504": "Gateway died on the way back from its home planet",
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"508": "508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508"
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}
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403;You Shall Not Pass
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301;Your Princess Is In Another Castle
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451;Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?
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204;Head Empty No Thoughts
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402;Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer
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413;Me After a Night With Your Mother
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417;Me After 20-something Years With My Mother
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502;Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned
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508;508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508
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418;I'm a Teapot
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410;Your Father
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406;I Can't Believe You've Done This
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401;This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported
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425;Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women
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202;You In My Heart
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300;Poll
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404;You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?
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423;Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets
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429;i'm scared stop asking me q.q
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