askiiart/http-codes

HTTP status codes for nginx, but better.

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Collection of HTTP status codes, from @yassie_j@0w0.is and a couple others:

• 403 You Shall Not Pass
• 301 Your Princess in in Another Castle
• 451 Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?
• 204 Head Empty No Thoughts
• 402 Come Back When You're a Little MMMMM Richer
• 413 Me After A Night With Your Mother
  • 417 me after 20-something years with my mother (from Evvy)
• 502 Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned
  • 504 Note: Gateway died on the way back to its home planet (from spectrums i'm on: at least two)
• 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508
• 418 I'm A Teapot (this is just the real one)
• 410 Your Father
• 406 I Can't Believe You've Done This
• 401 This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported
• 425 Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women
• 202 You In My Heart
• 300 Poll
  • 57% Yes
  • 43% No
  • (300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)
• 404 You Made A Typo In The URL Didn't You
• 423 Fine Then Keep Your Secrets
• 429 i'm scared stop asking me q.q

nginx rule

error_page 300 /error/300.html;
error_page 301 /error/301.html;
error_page 401 /error/401.html;
error_page 402 /error/402.html;
error_page 403 /error/403.html;
error_page 404 /error/404.html;
error_page 406 /error/406.html;
error_page 410 /error/410.html;
error_page 413 /error/413.html;
error_page 417 /error/417.html;
error_page 418 /error/418.html;
error_page 423 /error/423.html;
error_page 425 /error/425.html;
error_page 429 /error/429.html;
error_page 451 /error/451.html;
error_page 502 /error/502.html;
error_page 508 /error/508.html;