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# askiiart/http-codes
HTTP status codes for nginx, but better.
## Original post
Collection of [@yassie_j@0w0.is](https://0w0.is/yassie_j)'s HTTP response status codes:
- 403 [You Shall Not Pass](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpeq9kdiVbKocpo0m)
- 301 [Your Princess in in Another Castle](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpfAtcGtx1gr4oHVg)
- 451 [Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpfQAPElAI5GszkAa)
- 204 [Head Empty No Thoughts](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpfdFJboofeGHbCUa)
- 402 [Come Back When You're a Little MMMMM Richer](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpfvcOck8SL3fhmwS)
- 413 [Me After A Night With Your Mother](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpgMXPNObkTPJtSKW)
- 417 me after 20-something years with my mother (from [Evvy](https://tech.lgbt/@pierogiburo/111076180358295709))
- 502 [Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpgs0f6gIa775G4DQ)
- 504 Note: Gateway died on the way back to its home planet (from [spectrums i'm on: at least two](https://realworldsunny.name/notes/9k8j3jo5hf))
- [508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508](https://0w0.is/notice/AZph3gHkGe5BOHtdJo)
- 418 [I'm A Teapot](https://0w0.is/notice/AZph69mBakLHR0JbVY)
(this is just the real one)
- 410 [Your Father](https://0w0.is/notice/AZphDH230s43xu7zxQ)
- 406 [I Can't Believe You've Done This](https://0w0.is/notice/AZphGgRsyF6Zf8q71c)
- 401 [This Is Against TOS You've Been
Reported](https://0w0.is/notice/AZphX4T5R1ksn5DPxA)
- 425 [Sorry This Never Happens With Other
Women](https://0w0.is/notice/AZphi280TWwAicaBVI)
- 202 [You In My Heart](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpiODVUYkViAigMfA)
- 300 [Poll](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpicIzowoUZFaaPdg)
- 57% Yes
- 43% No
- (300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)
- 404 [You Made A Typo In The URL Didn't You](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpik5MrV9JpId4cTI)
- 423 [Fine Then Keep Your Secrets](https://0w0.is/notice/AZpj18ZUqKTa9u78Pg)
## Additions
- 409 [i'm scared stop asking me q.q](https://meow.woem.cat/notes/9lgiyx2aahggxb4d)
## nginx rule
```nginx
error_page 202 /error/202.html;
error_page 204 /error/204.html;
error_page 300 /error/300.html;
error_page 301 /error/301.html;
error_page 401 /error/401.html;
error_page 402 /error/402.html;
error_page 403 /error/403.html;
error_page 404 /error/404.html;
error_page 406 /error/406.html;
error_page 410 /error/410.html;
error_page 413 /error/413.html;
error_page 417 /error/417.html;
error_page 418 /error/418.html;
error_page 423 /error/423.html;
error_page 425 /error/425.html;
error_page 429 /error/429.html;
error_page 451 /error/451.html;
error_page 502 /error/502.html;
error_page 508 /error/508.html;
```

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import requests
import os
import json
url_404 = 'https://askiiart.net/sdlfjsadljfs'
html_404 = str(requests.get(url_404).text)
try:
os.mkdir('pages')
except FileExistsError:
pass
with open('status-codes.json', 'r') as codes_file:
codes_dict = json.load(codes_file)
for code in codes_dict:
new_html = html_404.replace('404 Not Found', f'{code} {codes_dict[code]}')
with open(f'pages/{code}.html', 'w') as new_file:
new_file.write(new_html)
exit()

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<html>
<head><title>202 You In My Heart</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>202 You In My Heart</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>204 Head Empty No Thoughts</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>204 Head Empty No Thoughts</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>300 Poll</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>300 Poll</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>301 Your Princess Is In Another Castle</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>301 Your Princess Is In Another Castle</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>401 This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>401 This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>402 Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>402 Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>403 You Shall Not Pass</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>403 You Shall Not Pass</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>406 I Can't Believe You've Done This</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>406 I Can't Believe You've Done This</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>410 Your Father</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>410 Your Father</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>413 Me After a Night With Your Mother</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>413 Me After a Night With Your Mother</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>417 Me After 20-something Years With My Mother</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>417 Me After 20-something Years With My Mother</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>418 I'm a Teapot</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>418 I'm a Teapot</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>423 Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>423 Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>425 Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>425 Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>429 i'm scared stop asking me q.q</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>429 i'm scared stop asking me q.q</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>451 Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>451 Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>502 Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>502 Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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<html>
<head><title>508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
</body>
</html>

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{
"403": "You Shall Not Pass",
"301": "Your Princess Is In Another Castle",
"451": "Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?",
"204": "Head Empty No Thoughts",
"402": "Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer",
"413": "Me After a Night With Your Mother",
"417": "Me After 20-something Years With My Mother",
"502": "Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned",
"508": "508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508",
"418": "I'm a Teapot",
"410": "Your Father",
"406": "I Can't Believe You've Done This",
"401": "This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported",
"425": "Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women",
"202": "You In My Heart",
"300": "Poll",
"404": "You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?",
"423": "Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets",
"429": "i'm scared stop asking me q.q"
}

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403;You Shall Not Pass
301;Your Princess Is In Another Castle
451;Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?
204;Head Empty No Thoughts
402;Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer
413;Me After a Night With Your Mother
417;Me After 20-something Years With My Mother
502;Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned
508;508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508
418;I'm a Teapot
410;Your Father
406;I Can't Believe You've Done This
401;This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported
425;Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women
202;You In My Heart
300;Poll
404;You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?
423;Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets
429;i'm scared stop asking me q.q
1 403;You Shall Not Pass
2 301;Your Princess Is In Another Castle
3 451;Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?
4 204;Head Empty No Thoughts
5 402;Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer
6 413;Me After a Night With Your Mother
7 417;Me After 20-something Years With My Mother
8 502;Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned
9 508;508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508
10 418;I'm a Teapot
11 410;Your Father
12 406;I Can't Believe You've Done This
13 401;This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported
14 425;Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women
15 202;You In My Heart
16 300;Poll
17 404;You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?
18 423;Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets
19 429;i'm scared stop asking me q.q

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import csv
import json
data = {}
with open('status-codes.tsv', 'r') as tsvfile:
reader = csv.reader(tsvfile, delimiter=';')
for row in reader:
data[row[0]] = row[1]
with open('status-codes.json', 'w') as jsonfile:
json.dump(data, jsonfile, indent=4)