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nginx-create-pages.py
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import requests
import os
import json
from subprocess import getoutput
# Replaces nginx version with actual version, provide URL to site to find nginx version
url = 'https://askiiart.net'
with open('stock-404.html', 'r') as html_404:
html_404 = html_404.read()
html_404 = html_404.replace('nginx/0.0.0', requests.get(url).headers['Server'])
boykisser_url = '/boykisser.png'
gandalf_url = '/you.gif'
try:
os.mkdir('pages')
except FileExistsError:
pass
with open('status-codes.json', 'r') as codes_file:
codes_dict = json.load(codes_file)
for code in codes_dict:
new_html = html_404.replace('404 Not Found', f'{code} {codes_dict[code]}')
if code == "404":
new_html = new_html.replace("<h1>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</h1>",
f"<h1>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</h1><br><img src={boykisser_url} alt=\"boykisser\" width=\"350\"")
elif code == "300":
# 57% Yes
# - 43% No
# - (300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)
new_html = new_html.replace(
'<h1>300 Poll</h1>', '<h1>300 Poll</h1><br>57% Yes, 43% No<br>(300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)')
elif code == "403":
new_html = new_html.replace('<h1>403 You Shall Not Pass</h1>',
f'<h1>403 You Shall Not Pass</h1><br><img src={gandalf_url} alt=\"gandalf saying you looped infinitely\" width=\"350\"')
with open(f'pages/{code}.html', 'w') as new_file:
new_file.write(new_html)

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<head><title>202 You In My Heart</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>202 You In My Heart</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>204 Head Empty No Thoughts</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>204 Head Empty No Thoughts</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>300 Poll</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>300 Poll</h1><br>57% Yes, 43% No<br>(300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)</center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>301 Your Princess Is In Another Castle</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>301 Your Princess Is In Another Castle</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>401 This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>401 This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>402 Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer</title></head>
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<center><h1>402 Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>403 You Shall Not Pass</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>403 You Shall Not Pass</h1><br><img src=../you.gif alt="gandalf saying you looped infinitely" width="350"</center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</h1><br><img src=../boykisser.png alt="boykisser" width="350"</center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>406 I Can't Believe You've Done This</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>406 I Can't Believe You've Done This</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>410 Your Father</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>410 Your Father</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>413 Me After a Night With Your Mother</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>413 Me After a Night With Your Mother</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>417 Me After 20-something Years With My Mother</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>417 Me After 20-something Years With My Mother</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>418 I'm a Teapot</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>418 I'm a Teapot</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>423 Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>423 Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>425 Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>425 Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>429 i'm scared stop asking me q.q</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>429 i'm scared stop asking me q.q</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>451 Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?</title></head>
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<center><h1>451 Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>502 Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>502 Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>504 Gateway died on the way back from its home planet</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>504 Gateway died on the way back from its home planet</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>

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<head><title>508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
<hr><center>nginx</center>
</body>
</html>