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Add better HTTP error pages (from askiiart/http-status-codes)

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#!/usr/bin/env bash
git clone https://git.askiiart.net/askiiart/http-status-codes.git
cp -r http-status-codes/pages/ .
mv pages/ error/
cp http-status-codes/you.gif assets/
cp http-status-codes/boykisser.jpg assets/
rm -rf http-status-codes/

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<html>
<head><title>202 You In My Heart</title></head>
<body>
<center><h1>202 You In My Heart</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
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<head><title>204 Head Empty No Thoughts</title></head>
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<center><h1>204 Head Empty No Thoughts</h1></center>
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<head><title>300 Poll</title></head>
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<center><h1>300 Poll</h1><br>57% Yes, 43% No<br>(300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)</center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
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<head><title>301 Your Princess Is In Another Castle</title></head>
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<center><h1>301 Your Princess Is In Another Castle</h1></center>
<hr><center>nginx/1.25.3</center>
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<head><title>401 This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported</title></head>
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<center><h1>401 This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported</h1></center>
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<head><title>402 Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer</title></head>
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<center><h1>402 Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer</h1></center>
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<head><title>403 You Shall Not Pass</title></head>
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<center><h1>403 You Shall Not Pass</h1><br><img src=/you.gif alt="gandalf saying you looped infinitely" width="350"</center>
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<head><title>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</title></head>
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<center><h1>404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?</h1><br><img src=https://askiiart.net/assets/boykisser.png alt="boykisser" width="350"</center>
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<head><title>406 I Can't Believe You've Done This</title></head>
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<center><h1>406 I Can't Believe You've Done This</h1></center>
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<head><title>410 Your Father</title></head>
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<center><h1>410 Your Father</h1></center>
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<head><title>413 Me After a Night With Your Mother</title></head>
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<center><h1>413 Me After a Night With Your Mother</h1></center>
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<head><title>417 Me After 20-something Years With My Mother</title></head>
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<center><h1>417 Me After 20-something Years With My Mother</h1></center>
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<head><title>418 I'm a Teapot</title></head>
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<center><h1>418 I'm a Teapot</h1></center>
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<head><title>423 Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets</title></head>
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<center><h1>423 Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets</h1></center>
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<head><title>425 Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women</title></head>
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<center><h1>425 Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women</h1></center>
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<head><title>429 i'm scared stop asking me q.q</title></head>
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<center><h1>429 i'm scared stop asking me q.q</h1></center>
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<center><h1>451 Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?</h1></center>
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