diff --git a/add-better-http-status-codes.sh b/add-better-http-status-codes.sh new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9a74094 --- /dev/null +++ b/add-better-http-status-codes.sh @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +#!/usr/bin/env bash +git clone https://git.askiiart.net/askiiart/http-status-codes.git +cp -r http-status-codes/pages/ . +mv pages/ error/ +cp http-status-codes/you.gif assets/ +cp http-status-codes/boykisser.jpg assets/ +rm -rf http-status-codes/ diff --git a/assets/boykisser.jpg b/assets/boykisser.jpg new file mode 100644 index 0000000..9e2c76c Binary files /dev/null and b/assets/boykisser.jpg differ diff --git a/assets/you.gif b/assets/you.gif new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e380bc0 Binary files /dev/null and b/assets/you.gif differ diff --git a/error/202.html b/error/202.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..cde41d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/202.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +202 You In My Heart + +

202 You In My Heart

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/204.html b/error/204.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..122a766 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/204.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +204 Head Empty No Thoughts + +

204 Head Empty No Thoughts

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/300.html b/error/300.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f36925d --- /dev/null +++ b/error/300.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +300 Poll + +

300 Poll


57% Yes, 43% No
(300 Multiple Choices is the actual error code? Geddit?)
+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/301.html b/error/301.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..616fa20 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/301.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +301 Your Princess Is In Another Castle + +

301 Your Princess Is In Another Castle

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/401.html b/error/401.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..377d317 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/401.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +401 This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported + +

401 This Is Against TOS You've Been Reported

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/402.html b/error/402.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..eecfec8 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/402.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +402 Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer + +

402 Come Back When You're a Little MMMMMM Richer

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/403.html b/error/403.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0f762a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/403.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +403 You Shall Not Pass + +

403 You Shall Not Pass


gandalf saying you looped infinitely +
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/404.html b/error/404.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..dc7ea9b --- /dev/null +++ b/error/404.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You? + +

404 You Made A Typo In The URL, Didn't You?


boykisser +
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/406.html b/error/406.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1207448 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/406.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +406 I Can't Believe You've Done This + +

406 I Can't Believe You've Done This

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/410.html b/error/410.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f7f4dd5 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/410.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +410 Your Father + +

410 Your Father

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/413.html b/error/413.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..101f556 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/413.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +413 Me After a Night With Your Mother + +

413 Me After a Night With Your Mother

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/417.html b/error/417.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f2e35b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/417.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +417 Me After 20-something Years With My Mother + +

417 Me After 20-something Years With My Mother

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/418.html b/error/418.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ad8743f --- /dev/null +++ b/error/418.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +418 I'm a Teapot + +

418 I'm a Teapot

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/423.html b/error/423.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..76e6893 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/423.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +423 Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets + +

423 Fine Then, Keep Your Secrets

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/425.html b/error/425.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..133d3fa --- /dev/null +++ b/error/425.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +425 Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women + +

425 Sorry This Never Happens With Other Women

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/429.html b/error/429.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..295b90e --- /dev/null +++ b/error/429.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +429 i'm scared stop asking me q.q + +

429 i'm scared stop asking me q.q

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/451.html b/error/451.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7e8e962 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/451.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +451 Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate? + +

451 Oi, You Got a Loicense For That Mate?

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/502.html b/error/502.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f8c0cdf --- /dev/null +++ b/error/502.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +502 Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned + +

502 Forgive Me Father For My Gateway Has Sinned

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/504.html b/error/504.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..2270e2e --- /dev/null +++ b/error/504.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +504 Gateway died on the way back from its home planet + +

504 Gateway died on the way back from its home planet

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ + diff --git a/error/508.html b/error/508.html new file mode 100644 index 0000000..84e1780 --- /dev/null +++ b/error/508.html @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ + +508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 + +

508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508 508

+
nginx/1.25.3
+ +